{"product_id":"retro-1950s-housewife-waffle-towels","title":"Retro 1950s Housewife Waffle Towels","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese white waffle microfiber towels feature vintage-inspired housewives delivering modern sarcasm, from “Domestic? Never heard of her” to “Wine first, chores later.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyloaded\" data-src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1664283243694\/il-1140xN-7775361606-91j0-0.jpg?w=1024\u0026amp;h=1032\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1032\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1664283243694\/il-1140xN-7775361606-91j0-0.jpg?w=1024\u0026amp;h=1032\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from high-quality waffle-weave microfiber, these towels are super absorbent \u0026amp; soft, quick-drying — perfect for dishes, hands, or just hanging around as the star of your kitchen decor. Design is printed on by sublimation. Highly functional towels vs traditional tea towels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyloaded\" data-src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1664283243694\/il-1140xN-7775365768-hk7q-0.jpg?w=1140\u0026amp;h=1140\" alt=\"\" width=\"1140\" height=\"1140\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1664283243694\/il-1140xN-7775365768-hk7q-0.jpg?w=1140\u0026amp;h=1140\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re gifting to your favorite snarky friend, your mom who’s done pretending, or yourself (because self-care sometimes means sass), these towels bring humor and retro charm to every mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"ls-is-cached lazyloaded\" data-src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1664283243694\/il-1140xN-7823299387-zfpq-0.jpg?w=1140\u0026amp;h=1140\" alt=\"\" width=\"1140\" height=\"1140\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1664283243694\/il-1140xN-7823299387-zfpq-0.jpg?w=1140\u0026amp;h=1140\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6 designs in the listing to choose from :\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab Your Balls It's Canning Season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy Cat and I Talk Sh*t About You\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt's Baked! Just like me.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour Opinion is Not Part of the Recipe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSure, I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis Drink Tastes Like Everyone Can Make Their Own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"ls-is-cached lazyloaded\" data-src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1664283243694\/il-1140xN-7374576462-7ngx-0.jpg?w=1032\u0026amp;h=1024\" alt=\"\" width=\"1032\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1664283243694\/il-1140xN-7374576462-7ngx-0.jpg?w=1032\u0026amp;h=1024\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 40*60cm\/16\"×24“\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Premium white waffle microfiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Retro 1950s housewives with sarcastic quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"artveraprint-hibiscus","offers":[{"title":"Grab Your Balls It's Canning Season","offer_id":46734669938850,"sku":"PH6032821K1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"My Cat and I Talk Sh*t About You","offer_id":46734669971618,"sku":"PH6032821K2","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"It's Baked! Just like me","offer_id":46734670004386,"sku":"PH6032821K3","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Your Opinion is Not Part of the Recipe","offer_id":46734670037154,"sku":"PH6032821K4","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SureI'll Just Cook for All You Assholes","offer_id":46734670069922,"sku":"PH6032821K5","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"This Drink Tastes Like Everyone Can Make Their Own Dinner","offer_id":46734670102690,"sku":"PH6032821K6","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All 6 styles--SAVE $30-FREE SHIPPING","offer_id":46734670135458,"sku":"PH6032821YT","price":71.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/8146\/2946\/files\/il_1140xN.7775361606_91j0.jpg?v=1775553430","url":"https:\/\/artveraprint.com\/products\/retro-1950s-housewife-waffle-towels","provider":"artveraprint.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}